Non, je ne regrette rien – or do I?

I should have seen it coming when I was six and I pleaded with my mother not to put some old cutlery in the garbage because it had been good to us.

How long did I finally take to turf love letters from someone I no longer liked? Why do I hang on to clothes that no longer fit or that I'll never wear again, even on the off-chance I'll be invited to just that kind of fancy-dress party? I don't know, but I don't regret ditching the floral '70s jumpsuit.

Maybe I do regret getting rid of my maxi-length black leather Merivale coat. But come to think of it, by the time I did pass it on I was long past trying to squeeze and arm into it, let alone the rest of me. Maybe I regret not still having the teeny-weeny Mickey Mouse t-shirt I wore under it, tucked into blue jeans which were tucked into knee-high black boots.

I will always regret throwing away my Merrythought monkey – known affectionately as 'Monkey' – because he was my very best friend for many years, and I didn't ever fall out of love with him. It still haunts me that once upon a time I dutifully packed his suitcase for our holidays away – with what I'm not sure because he didn't wear clothes – and then I cold-heartedly sent him packing. To make matters worse, I also dispatched his best friend and my second-best friend, Honey Bear, because he too had lost his looks. But truthfully, how long can a grown woman lug around her moth-eaten soft toys?

Mind you, I hold onto my mother's Freddie Fox hats – which I don't wear. And I still have my son's first shoes, his first book, the Harrods nightdress he wore home from hospital, his primary school paintings and 'it was a dark and stormy night' stories. I have his soft toys.

In decades of decisions there are bound to be hits and misses, unless you play hardball and get rid of the lot.

Dish washer domains

Once upon a time, there was a small child who liked nothing more than to stand on a chair beside the real 'washer upper' and pitch in. Sadly, she had too much of a good thing, and had a reaction to the soap powder – or maybe her family was an early adopter and liquid detergent was the problem. Whichever, she came out in rashes – or what she like to call 'rushes'.

I'm not sure how effective I was at washing up but I am told that what I lacked in technique I made up with enthusiasm. Those were the days before the rubber glove made its way into the kitchen – and anyway, my tiny hands would never have kept them on. Of course, once I donned the gloves I was fine, and would desperately hope to be designated the washer. I could never really understand those who preferred to wipe/dry, but the fact that they did, instantly made them compatible companions.

Doing the dishes together gave us a slice of time to talk – or not. We could catch up on the day's details, dissect the dinner party guests, simply chew the fat or toil silently in tandem. You only had to help out at the kitchen sink in someone else's house to discover the wealth of different practices – and idiosyncrasies – associated with washing up. One of my friends would sing along with her aunty, and 'Moon River' was always their starting point.

Given the first mechanical or hand-powered dishwashers were invented as far back as the 1850s, it was a long time before they cut our ties to the kitchen sink, or double sink – which I remember thinking was the ultimate in sophistication. Thankfully, my horizons widened.

It took a woman to invent a 'reliable' mechanical dishwasher in 1897. Not motivated by sisterhood or even self-interest, Josephine Cochrane's concern was for her tableware – her staff were chipping the plates while doing the dishes. Even General Electric's ad for the 'electrical' dishwasher' in the 1930s was a vision of the future rather than the status quo – and the same can be said for the actress in it, Bette Davis.

When our children were growing up we instructed (or begged, depending on the kind of household you ran) to pack the dishwasher. Now I'm noticing a growing trend of expert dishwasher packers who push family and friends out of the way to demonstrate their prowess: the 'I'll pack the dishwasher' brigade.

I'm not sure what's going on here. Do they like pitting themselves against the space constraints? I do admit, some people have practical tips I hadn't though of. Or maybe they want to exercise a little control? Speaking of which, I know someone who gets up in the night, after everyone is in bed, and re-packs someone else's packing.

What's a 'Mavis Bramston' anyway?

Today is the 50th anniversary of the screening of the pilot episode of Australia's first TV taste of political satire – The Mavis Bramston Show. Of course, with our irreverent sense of humour, we took to it like ducks to water – it was the first Australian-produced comedy TV series to become a national success, both in terms of number of viewers and critical acclaim.

Mavis Bramston gave Wednesday nights an edge, so much so that Qantas pilots tried to re-arrange their schedules around it, and businesses in the nation's capital of Canberra asked ATN 7 to reschedule it because it clashed with late-night shopping. Apparently it was so 'immoral' that Bishop Thomas Muldoon announced he was selling his shares in Ampol, the sponsor. (I'm so naive, I didn't know that Catholic bishops played the stock market.)

British-born Carol Raye devised the show, produced the pilot episode and co-produced the early episodes with Michael Plant, and her original co-stars were Gordon Chater and Barry Creyton. The Mavis Bramston Show broke new ground on Australian television, emerging from a tradition of satire in print (Oz magazine in particular) and theatre (in this case, Sydney's Phillip Street Theatre and the Phillip Street Revues). Raye was also inspired by the British hit That Was The Week That Was (TWTWTW or TW3) and the American spin-off of the same name.

Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose. Fast forward 50 years from the first episode and the ABC – and its Four Corners program – are still copping criticism from and budget cuts by the current conservative government.

I, for one, want more Mavis. I hear that Carol Raye, now in her 90s, is calling on Kerry Stokes from the Seven Network to release episodes of The Mavis Bramston Show on DVD (most survive and are held in the National Film and Sound Archive).

By the way, apparently Jon Finlayson suggested the name 'because it's an old Melbourne theatre tradition to describe 'an actress who's really daggy or over the top, or up herself' as a 'Mavis Bramston'. So they came up with the idea of having a supposed actress from England star in the show but only make a brief appearance.

Time is on my side

After the overwhelming success of my first concert – the Beatles in June 1964 – I barely had time to catch my breath before my mother paid my sister to take me to my second – the Rolling Stones in January 1965. What a difference six months could make.

It was a metamorphosis. Not only had I traversed the timeline from primary to secondary school, I was no longer shepherded by godparents. I got to tag along in the hallowed presence of my older sister and her friend, and the friend's younger brother – in retrospect, it was almost a date. But of course I only had eyes for Mick, having also transferred my undying love from Ringo in same said six months.

I had also (thankfully) outgrown my emerald green velvet Beatle suit and this time was decked out in my black PVC Mary Quant raincoat – not that it was raining inside the Agricultural Hall at the Sydney Showground, but it was the kind of coat you had to wear rain, hail or shine. I particularly liked it when I had to pull the hood into play, with its clear panels running down the cheeks so I could see around corners. I'm pretty sure I wore my first lipstick – Mary Quant of course.

I love it that the Stones are performing in Melbourne tonight. I love it that Mick is 71 and is still strutting his stuff.

In 2009 at a Leonard Cohen concert I remarked to my son that at 74 I wanted to be like Leonard and to be able to effortlessly squat on my haunches and stand up in one movement. With the kind of honesty you only allow your children he replied, 'Wouldn't you need to be able to do that now?'

These great performers are great role models and Time is on my side, so it's more yoga for me.